I also own the character "gift set" with little figures of Colette, Linguini, Remy, Django, Gusteau, Emile, and Skinner.
It's okay to be jealous.
Sorcha
John Shirley: Demons
Holy smokes. I'm only 2/3 through this book, but I'm already seriously disturbed by it -- and envious of Shirley's ability to defenestrate conventional notions of what one "should" and "should not" write about. Not a read for the weak, but if your reading list has been a little bland lately? This'll fix it. (****)